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Poor, poor Ivanka.
You thought you'd conquer
whatever you like.
Opposing Bannon
you put your plan in
and got him spiked.
Your crazy Daddy's got the whole world wond'ring
what's bound to come of all his oafish blund'ring.
You may be smart but
The world's attention
and apprehension
steadily grows.
Schlurring his speeches.
(Pooping his breeches?)
And so it goes.
Can it be long before Pence pulls the trigger*,
replaces the buffoon?
Poor, poor Ivanka,
thish cannot end too soon.
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