No. 250: Dealing With Phone Scams From India

When you try to score

from Bangalore,

I may be rude

and ask if you're nude.

Lower my credit card rate!

Fix my computer!

Gimme a break.

I know you crooks are

tryin' to steal my identity.

Joke's on you —

'sworth bupkis, ya see.

Borsh for karandish,

ecliptic unevin,

yeast gor Miles Standish

ess even Steven.

[कराडिश के लिए बोर्श,
क्रांति असमान,
मील के लिए खमीर Standish
स्टीवन को भी संक्षेप में]