Thursday, January 18, 2018

No. 251.1: EXTRA! Steve Bannon's Thinking

Let me tell you why
Trump's still my guy
despite the fact he kinda sorta fired me.
He assured me that
our bit of a spat
had no impact, that he still admired me.

Yes, I lost Rebekah Mercer
who had been my purser
showering huge fortunes on my causes.
I'm out at Breitbart too. . .
(I blame Jared, THE JEW!
Jews own news and it makes me nauseous.)

I'm still down with Donald Trump.
Do I hear you go, “Hrump”?
See, he's the John the Baptist to my Jesus?
As it's been foretold,
first it gets real cold.
I take over after. When hell freezes.

Keep cool. Just sit tight.
All things will be alt-right.
I bring you national salvation.
After Donald and me
set OUR people free
and America learns to take dictation.