Let
me tell you why
Trump's still my guy
despite
the fact he kinda sorta fired me.
He
assured me that
our
bit of a spat
had
no impact, that he still admired me.
Yes,
I lost Rebekah Mercer
who
had been my purser
showering
huge fortunes on my causes.
I'm
out at Breitbart too. . .
(I
blame Jared, THE JEW!
Jews
own news and it makes me nauseous.)
I'm
still down with Donald Trump.
Do
I hear you go, “Hrump”?
See,
he's the John the Baptist to my Jesus?
As it's been foretold,
first it gets real cold.
I
take over after. When hell freezes.
Keep cool. Just sit tight.
All things will be alt-right.
I
bring you national salvation.
After
Donald and me
set OUR people free
and America
learns to take dictation.