Sunday, January 14, 2018

No. 247.2: EXTRA! How Do You Solve A Problem Like The Donald?

Rupert Murdoch
thinks he's lazy,
stupider than crazy,
with a hazy
understanding
of all things.

Without a soul
and uncontrolled,
he's unable to withhold
firing pointless arrows
with his slings.

The GOP is stressing
Paul Ryan's near confessing
he wishes he'd become a priest,
save for fearing God
would think his thinking odd: 
Ayn Randy, not Christian in the least.

Hamlet made the point
“The time is out of joint”,
seconded today by Mitch McConnell.
The party of Abe Lincoln
has given up on thinkin'.
There's stupid,
then there's crazy,
then there's Donald.

[Updated 1/15/2017, 4:18 pm]