We have reviewed the audio from our
interview with President Trump, as well as the transcript provided by
an external service, and stand by what we reported. Here is audio of
the portion the White House disputes. — WSJ
I'm over the moon
for Kim Jong Un
or would be
if I could speak
clearly.
He leads one of my
favorite nations.
A country blessedly
free of Haitians.
In a world of catch
as catch can
I love all places
unAfrican.
My excuse:
my dentures were loose
so I sound as dumb
speaking
as I tweet thumbs
freaking
out fake media
with my alt-fact
encyclopedia.
I leave these fakes
to their fates.
Gor blesh th'
U-n-i-did Schtaetz.