Dems gotta admit to their chagrin
our GOP's free of original sin.
Republican sin from time aboriginal
has never been the least bit original.
Any sin our Grand Old Party commits
is “in God's name”. (Which He permits.)
God loves sinners. God loves boozers,
God loves winners. God hates losers.
Through trial, tribulation, locusts and famine
we've striven to serve both God and Mammon.
The trick is to stick to what's tried and true
never — but NEV-ER! — try anything new.
Keep on, keeping on, do what you're doin'.
Onliest way to avoid certain ruin.
Lost? Don't change course. Drive faster and faster.
Changing direction is courting disaster.
Whenever you encounter a setback,
blame it on a Mexican wetback
or anyone with a natural tan
who, unlike you, is not pale and wan.
Whenever you encounter a setback,
blame it on a Mexican wetback
or anyone with a natural tan
who, unlike you, is not pale and wan.