Monday, April 23, 2018

No. 318: Donald's Impossibly Deep Thoughts On Poverty (Thinking Outside The. . .)

While poverty (maybe) is not a crime,
the poor, even white ones, are — let's face it! — slime.
Yet, if I'm pressed I am willing to grant,
they should not lose a (low-pay) job to an immigrant.
Many say poverty is good for the soul,
in providing incentive to get off the dole.
Here, it is clear, government must play a role,
developing someway to make them eat coal.