Guardian: Paul Ryan says decision to fire House chaplain was not political
The
House speaker, Paul Ryan, has told fellow Republicans he fired the
House chaplain after complaints from members that he was not doing a
very good job – and not because of pressure over the Rev Patrick
Conroy’s political leanings.
We
want a chaplain
who will only pray
and
make anyone we
do not like go away.
What
we want is
to try to capture
what
it will be like
after we Rapture
away
to be with
our Lord and Jesus
with
seventy-two virgins (each!)
there to “please” us.
We
know that that's Muslim
and from Sharia
but
that's the sole reason we
choose this career.