Friday, April 27, 2018

No. 322.2: EXTRA! Gott Mit Uns (or else)

Guardian: Paul Ryan says decision to fire House chaplain was not political


The House speaker, Paul Ryan, has told fellow Republicans he fired the House chaplain after complaints from members that he was not doing a very good job – and not because of pressure over the Rev Patrick Conroy’s political leanings.

We want a chaplain 
who will only pray
and make anyone we 
do not like go away.
What we want is 
to try to capture
what it will be like 
after we Rapture
away to be with 
our Lord and Jesus
with seventy-two virgins (each!) 
there to please us.
We know that that's Muslim 
and from Sharia
but that's the sole reason we 
choose this career.