Sunday, July 1, 2018

№ 367.2 EXTRA! “Work Out” Or Wipe Out

President tells Fox he did not make concessions to Kim Jong-un
Trump in fact agreed to end military exercises with South Korea

Trump was pressed on whether he trusted Kim Jong-un, whom he met last month in Singapore and with whom he said he had “a great chemistry”, to make good on promises to destroy Pyongyang’s nuclear program.

“I made a deal with him, I shook hands with him, I really believe he means it,” said Trump. “Now, is it possible? Have I been in deals, have you been in things where, people didn’t work out? It’s possible.”


Kim and I made a deal,
as I've said before.
Kim and I made a deal.
We pinky swore.
If it doesn't work out,
I will be sore.
If it doesn't work out,
I'll stamp on the floor.
If it doesn't work out,
I'll give him what for.
If it doesn't work out,
I'll sleep with a whore.
(Which I'd do anyway,
as I've done before.)
But it has to work out,
we have great rapport.
If it doesn't work out,
I'll lie some more.
If it doesn't work out,
I will ignore it,
blame Obama
and say I abhor it,
thereby causing
a general uproar
to justify my
declaring war.
But if I do I'll have
much to account for.
(And we'll discover
what Mueller is for.)