№ 368.1: EXTRA! To Flip Or Not Flip (is there a question?)

Guardian: Michael Cohen hints at flipping and says 'first loyalty' is to family – not Trump

Fixer who once said he would ‘take a bullet’ for Trump says: ‘I will not be a punching bag as part of anyone’s defense strategy’

When I said “take a bullet”
I was thinking Nerf gun.
I hear actual bullets
are not much fun.

And even Nerf bullets
make me feel queasy.
I’m very delicate.
I bruise really easy.

I do have experience 

if it comes to flipping.
Fixing Donald’s Big Macs.
(He’s stingy with tipping.)

I put family first!
BUT if offered a pardon. . .
I’ll keep my mouth shut
and tend the Rose Garden.