(with apologies to Clark Gesner)
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Happiness
is wheeling and dealing
And
sometimes stealing
Committing
a crime
Happiness
is ignoring truth
Getting
laid for the ten billionth time
Happiness
is telling lies to all my fans
And
happiness is holding Putin's hand
Happiness
is two dozen Big Macs
Drinking
ten Cokes
Being
a god
Happiness
is lying on FOX
Having
more Big Macs
Shooting
my wad
Happiness
is always having my gorgeous tan
And
happiness is standing with the Klan
Happiness
is morning and evening
Daytime
and night TV
For
happiness is anything and everything at all
That
features me
Happiness
is picturing daughter
In
a bikini
Maybe
a thong
Happiness
is putting my name on lots of things
And
happiness is eating chicken wings
Happiness
is morning and evening
Daytime
and night TV
For
happiness is anything and everything at all
That
features me
You're
a bad man, Donald Trump
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