Friday, July 27, 2018

№ 387: Happiness Is (Donald Trump edition)

(with apologies to Clark Gesner)



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Happiness is wheeling and dealing
And sometimes stealing
Committing a crime
Happiness is ignoring truth
Getting laid for the ten billionth time
Happiness is telling lies to all my fans
And happiness is holding Putin's hand
Happiness is two dozen Big Macs
Drinking ten Cokes
Being a god
Happiness is lying on FOX
Having more Big Macs
Shooting my wad
Happiness is always having my gorgeous tan
And happiness is standing with the Klan
Happiness is morning and evening
Daytime and night TV
For happiness is anything and everything at all
That features me
Happiness is picturing daughter
In a bikini
Maybe a thong
Happiness is putting my name on lots of things
And happiness is eating chicken wings
Happiness is morning and evening
Daytime and night TV
For happiness is anything and everything at all
That features me

You're a bad man, Donald Trump

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