№ 380: Improving History — What Donald Would Have Said If Only He Had Been

James Madison:

I see no need for a Constitution.

A President rules by his own absolution.

Ben Franklin:

A republic, if you can keep it.

If it were me, I'd BLEEEEP it.

Thomas Jefferson:

I hold ALL Truths to be withering.
Now let me get on with my slithering.

George Washington:

Someone chopped down a cherry tree?

Honestly, Pops, it weren't me!

Copernicus:
I've known from the moment
I ditched Mom's placenta,
neither Earth nor Sun is,
I am the center.

Jesus:
Oh! My! ME!
Mary Magdalene.
Alla my life,
wherea you been?