Tuesday, July 17, 2018

№ 379.1: EXTRA! Clarobfuscation

Daily Beast: CNN Dismantles Trump’s ‘Absurd’ Double-Negative Defense: ‘Pointsfor Being Creative’
If only that entire unbelievably, historically embarrassing spectacle could have been fixed with an ‘n,’ an apostrophe and a ‘t.’’

If you wanted someone to reach new heights of abturdity,
sure as Putin, it would[n't] be me.
If you ever thought someone could lie continuously,
sure as Putin it would[n't] be me.
If you were looking for someone to betray his country,
sure as Putin, it would[n't] be me.
If I had “misspoken”, I would have told Hannity.
If someone misspoke, I wasn't me.