Tuesday, July 17, 2018

№ 379: Trump – Putin Submit Joint Commungay (a toke, one of good will)

We agree there should be no rushing to judgment
concerning invading Crimea. (Nor punishment!)
Since it it clear Vladimir knows Siberia
he should have a free hand with Iran and Syria.
Though I deplore Germany buying his gas,
for dear Vladimir, I will let it pass.
What this is about is avoiding more wars.
Not what I (maybe) did in Moscow with whores.
Vlad says there was no election intrusion,
which proves absolutely there was no collusion.
The whole witch hunt thing is an obvious plot,
Vlad said, in my shoes, he'd have them all shot:
Mueller, Cohen, McCain, Lindsey Graham.
I said, “We'll see.” (You know what I'm sayin'.)
Since FBI, CIA, DIA lie to me,
Vlad will to replace all of them. Free!
Hereafter our country's first line of defense
will be rely entirely on Russian intelligence.