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The
Russian woman arrested on charges of being a foreign agent had ties
to Russian intelligence operatives and was in contact with them while
in the United States, federal prosecutors said Wednesday. Maria
Butina also had ties to wealthy businessmen linked to the Putin
administration and appeared to have plans to flee the U.S.,
prosecutors said in a new court filing.
(with apologies to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II)
She joined the
NRA they say
and maybe gave
them cash
She says that
guns are tons of fun
This gal's
got balls of brass
She
asked Trump a question
as she batted her eyelash
All and all that's
really not too shabby
Even though the
FBI
was quickly on her
tail
Until she was indicted
it was all to no
avail
And I will extract her
soon as we can post her bail
Maria is an asset
and Trump's grabby
I tell you no lie
Maria is my spy
I tell you no lie
Maria is my spy
Easy to solve проблема like Maria
Easy to fix with
Donald Trump the clown
Easy to solve проблема как Мария
just one other think
I can when I want to shoot down
All I do is call collect to der dummkopf
and let him know just what it is I demand
and he will not
make her stay
he'll send her upon her way
for Donald must do exactly what I command
Easy to solve проблема как Мария
easy because I
hold the upper hand