The Daily Beast: Jeff Sessions’ ‘Religious Liberty Task Force’ Declares Holy War on LGBT People
The attorney general's new ‘Religious Liberty Task Force’ will ensure that the Trump administration’s program of discrimination against LGBT people and others continues unchecked.
We
Christians must, of course, be free
to
persecute those with whom we disagree.
That
is what we mean by religious liberty.
This
is because our God is weakish
unable
to tolerate anything freakish.
And
He gets pissed when we act meekish.
Yeah,
right, “inherit the earth”.
We're
darned tired of waiting. (For what it's worth.)
Why
be last, God wants us first.
So
away, we say, with all humility.
Forget
Marxist (Christian?) “needs” and “abilities”.
Take
what you can, there's no culpability.
You
know what you want, then dagnabit.
You
go on ahead and you grab it.
We
gotta get past the “peace Jesus” habit.
To
save us from gays, God gave us AIDS
to
kill them by squadrons, battalions, brigades.
The
modern equivalent of the Holy Crusades.
So it's a sin to spend Christian tax money on
developing
drugs so they go on living on.
Better
they die and go where we know they belong.
So
much in this world we have to rectify.
So
many sinners need to be crucified.
Or,
at the least, made to die otherwise.
And
to show we are not fooling around
we
propose expanding “standing your ground”
to
include a [white] Christian's inalienable right
to
shoot whoever they dislike on sight.