Wednesday, August 1, 2018

№ 390: The Trump And Rudy Show

First, “NO COLLUSION! Not at any time!”
Then, “Collusion? Okay. BUT. . .that's not a crime.”
Rudy's legal word games sound a lot like Bill Clinton's,
his eyeballs are shuttlecocks misplayed in badminton.
As a consigliere, clearly, Rudy's a dud.
A bumbling and incompetent old Elmer Fudd.

For once and for all let us end all confusion,
saying straight out that treason's collusion.
The act is the fact whatever it's called.
Even Trump's Evangelicals would be appalled
were they not in the thrall of the orange hairball.
Pardon me if I sound like a grump.
BUT there's stupid, there's Rudy.
And then there is Trump.