Friday, July 13, 2018

№ 377.1: EXTRA! Eat It!

Guardian: Woodchucks join the resistance and eat Paul Ryan's car
The Republican House speaker has revealed that a family of hungry rodents has put his car out of commission


Rodents eat SUVs? Really! Do tell!
Attracted, were they, by similar smell
of hypocritical, Ayn Randy, opportunist Paul Ryan?
Tho' we will miss him, we're glad he's retirin'.
His successor, hows'wver, will be a worse'n
more closely aligned with that president person,
more honestly crooked and less of a schnook,
a straight-forward, in-your-face, down-to-earth crook
without semblance of reverence for “Good” (or any!) book.
Perhaps child-molester enabler Jim Jordan?
Who, far as we know, is down with Trump's whoredom.
A Tea Party, Trump-buddy avatar,
who, if he stays our of jail, is bound to go far.
(If he's approved by Putin, the Tsar.)