Guardian: Woodchucks join the resistance and eat Paul Ryan's car
The Republican House speaker has revealed that a family of hungry rodents has put his car out of commission
The Republican House speaker has revealed that a family of hungry rodents has put his car out of commission
Rodents
eat SUVs? Really! Do tell!
Attracted,
were they, by similar smell
of
hypocritical, Ayn Randy, opportunist Paul Ryan?
Tho'
we will miss him, we're glad he's retirin'.
His
successor, hows'wver, will be a worse'n
more
closely aligned with that president person,
more
honestly crooked and less of a schnook,
a
straight-forward, in-your-face, down-to-earth crook
without semblance of reverence for “Good” (or any!) book.
Perhaps
child-molester enabler Jim Jordan?
Who,
far as we know, is down with Trump's whoredom.
A
Tea Party, Trump-buddy avatar,
who,
if he stays our of jail, is bound to go far.
(If
he's approved by Putin, the Tsar.)