Thursday, July 26, 2018

№ 386: Donald's Lament

Guardian: Cohen tape: Trump heard discussing buying rights to Playboy model's story

Lawyer for Cohen says audio, given to CNN, shows client tried to handle payment legally while Trump wanted to pay in cash



(with apologies to Stephen Sondheim)

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I should have known all along
A boy like you can not fit
in my big league
Can't really handle my pig intrigue
I had a good thing, Cohen
I know I did nothing wrong
But I still need fixers,
a slew of you
I picked you out because
you're a Jew
You got a good gig, Cohen
And though I needed Roy Cohn,
should have known you 
could not be him
Nobody gives me enough
not like Roy did, I
still miss him.
But for a while you were strong
and paid for problems
to go away
and then you ratted me out
but still I say
if you kept your mouth shut, Cohen,
and not said what went on. . .
You had a good gig, Cohen
Cohen
Cohn