№ 385: Donald Duets (Alone)

(with apologies to Irving Berlin)



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Anything that I do no one does better
No one does anything better than me
No, they can't
No, they can't
No, they can't
No, they can't
No, they can't
No, they can't

Any shade you can throw I can throw greater
No one throws any shade greater than me
I'm the man
I've a plan
I'm the man
Bomb Iran
I'm the man
I'm the man

I'm a stable genius with a giant penis
I can sew confusion I can do collusion
I can live on just Big Macs
That is a fact
Yeah
Forget heart attacks

Any vote up for grabs I can acquire
No one acquires votes better than me
Mike Pence can't
Ryan can't
Mitchell can't
Congress can't
They just can't
They just can't
They just can't
They just can't

Any broad that I choose I get to screw with
No one has ever screwed more broads than me
Not the Hef
Not Cosby
Not Bill C
Not Woody
Not Harvey
And not
Po-lan-ski

Anything that you say I can say cruder
Ruder and lewder than me can not be
Can not be
No sirree
Can not be
Believe me
Can not be
Well, we'll see
It can't be

I can grab a “kitten” even with a mitt on
I can be a liar creating a quagmire
I can outlaw Democrats
A one party staat

Yeah

I can do that

Sooner or later I'll be your dictator
your Vlad and Kim is what I'll be
I tell you
Deep doo-doo

With no clue
Down the loo
You'll be through
Victory VICTORY!

Anything that I do no one does better
No one does what I do better than me
They just can't
I can rant
They just can't
Chance is scant
They just can't
Brest implant
They just can't
They just cant't
THEY JUUUUST CAN'T!