Not only are we in the middle of
National Ice Cream Month but it is National Ice Cream Day on Sunday.
This extensive celebration of frozen cream comes to us thanks to
President Ronald Reagan (clearly a puppet of big ice-cream) who
signed these observances into public law in 1984.
Choc-o-late? Really?
Then vanilla
and butter pecan?
I have to ask,
“What in hell's going on?”
Cookies n créme,
mint chocolate chip?
Chocolate chip
cookie dough?
Strawberry and pistachio?
I mean! Get a
grip!
Have armies of
Putin's Facebook trolls
padded voting rolls, skewing these
polls?
Are responders on
Moscow's payroll?
I can not accept
this.
I think it's a
plot.
When it comes to
ice-cream,
I like coffee. A
lot!
Of course, the
ignorant may disagree
and favor a flavor
I do not savor.
There is no
explaining human behavior.