№ 484: Hale To The Chief (of staff)

The Chief of Staff is a political appointee of the President who does not require Senate confirmation, and who serves at the pleasure of the President. Although not a legally required role, incoming presidents since Truman have appointed a chief of staff. — Wikipedia, White House Chief of Staff

CHIEF of MY staff?

Don't make me laugh.

It is my firm belief

(“BELIEF”, NOT  “conviction”,

NO COLLUSION, that's fiction)

only I can be CHIEF.

Maybe if we call it First Flunky

and had someone so feeble that I look hunky?

Someone who, faithful and loyal,

would bow down before me like I was a royal

as I wheel and deal making everything foggy.

I don't want a chief! I want a doggy!

And one other thing,

don't call him “King”.