№ 830: Who Was Not That Masked Man?

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD (April 7) —

3M N95 Respirator

Reason why Donnie will not wear a mask?

Well, that is personal. BUT, since you ask . . .

Germs, as you know, leave him sorely afraid.
(Which he forgets when he wants to get laid.)

One would suppose he could cover his nose . . .

but his mouth? Never! To that he’s opposed.

His reason? Simple. A far greater fear:

that even 3M's N95 gear

would utterly fail, go totally south,

destroyed by the lies that flow from his mouth.

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