Tuesday, September 19, 2017

No. CLVIII.i: EXTRA! Trump Secret Memo To Kim Jong Un

Thanks, Kim Jong Un.
Way to go. Atta boy.
You've given rise
to my latest ploy.

Heretofore I
could only annoy.
Thanks you for setting
me up to destroy.

Make no mistake,
I will destroy
you and the south.
Enjoy, enjoy.

Samsung, Hyundai?
Japs make those toys.
Somewhere there's protests?
Noise, noise, noise, noise.

Watch out for my navy.
Ahoy, ahoy!
Carriers coming.
Eat your bok choy!

You know Trump-inistas
my hoi-polloi
when I blow you up
will clap with joy?

You wanna appease me?
(I love when folks cloy.)
Did I ever tell you
I screwed Helen of Troy?

No. What was I saying?
Ivanka's a goy?
Name hurricane
hitting St. Croix?

Oh, I remember.
I could give you employ.
At Mar a Lago.
As a busboy.

Take it or leave it,
you rocket schoolboy.
You play crazy.
I'm the McCoy.