-- USA Today: Cryptocurrency values plunge amid market-wide selloff
[with apologies to Roger Christian and Gary L Usher and, I guess since it is Christmas, Tiny Tim]
Tiptoe through the window
with your worthless
cryptocurrency.
Shout out,
“Watch out below!”,
fall free.
In vain to yer,
we explained to yer
tulip mania's
insanity.
So tiptoe through the window,
fall free.
You prob'ly thought
Bitcoins you bought
were a grand
Ayn Rand idee.
So tiptoe through the window,
fall free.
I dunno,
could be so,
it’s a Lib-er-al
conspiracy.
So tiptoe through the window,
fall free.
It's not absurd
that “crypt”' the word
has a bit of
grav-ity.
So tiptoe through the window,
fall free.
It's not absurd
that “crypt”' the word
has a bit of
grav-ity.
So tiptoe through the window,
fall free.