WASHINGTON
— The House Intelligence Committee is racing to complete its
investigation of Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential
election. . . .
“I
feel no need to apologize for concluding an investigation,” said
Representative Trey Gowdy of South Carolina, one of the Republicans
leading the investigation.
— NYT:
House Intelligence Panel Is Rushing to Complete Russia Probe (Paywall)
The evidence (so
far) shows everything's swell,
so we're invoking
don't-ask-don't tell
and ending our
inquiry quick
before we're forced to
deploy Jedi mind trick
of screaming
“Benghazi!” and “What about Hillary!?
Have you all
forgotten her culpability?
Remember when we
spent many a penny
looking for proof
and there wasn't any?”
On second thought. .
.
If Flynn and the
rest act all penitential,
they can receive pardons presidential.
Our President will
excuse his own and their blame.
He does so love
signing his name.
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