Sunday, December 17, 2017

No. 227.3: EXTRA! I Beg Your Pardon Is This The White House Rose Garden?

WASHINGTON — The House Intelligence Committee is racing to complete its investigation of Russia’s interference in the 2016 presidential election. . . .

“I feel no need to apologize for concluding an investigation,” said Representative Trey Gowdy of South Carolina, one of the Republicans leading the investigation.

The evidence (so far) shows everything's swell,
so we're invoking don't-ask-don't tell
and ending our inquiry quick
before we're forced to deploy Jedi mind trick
of screaming “Benghazi!” and “What about Hillary!?
Have you all forgotten her culpability?
Remember when we spent many a penny
looking for proof and there wasn't any?”

On second thought. . .
If Flynn and the rest act all penitential,
they can receive pardons presidential.
Our President will excuse his own and their blame.
He does so love signing his name.

[12/17/2017, 10:12 am: number connected]
[12/18/2017, 11:02 am: title corrected]
[12/19/2017, 4:23 pm: title corredted]