Friday, April 13, 2018

No. 312.1: EXTRA! What Donnie Told Comey (a dramatization)


In a phone call, Trump obsessed about the allegation he consorted with prostitutes in Moscow during Miss Universe in 2013: “I’m a germaphobe. There’s no way I would let people pee on each other around me.” 

A. number one:
pee-pee thing
has to be probed
because, you know,
I'm a germaphobe
so, therefore,
story cannot be true.
To prove it isn't
I'm counting on you.

That's me complete,
a germaphobe!,
like “The Chin”*
on the street mumbling 
and stumbling
in his bathrobe
for cops to see
he could not be
a Mafia boss
what with his mind
being long ago lost.
Vouched for (at least)
by his brother the priest
(I wonder where I
can get one of those?)
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*For the better part of 30 years, [Vincent (“The Chin”)] Gigante feigned insanity in an effort to throw law enforcement off his trail. Dubbed "The Oddfather" and "The Enigma in the Bathrobe" by the press, Gigante often wandered the streets of Greenwich Village in his bathrobe and slippers, mumbling incoherently to himself, in what Gigante later admitted was an elaborate act to avoid prosecution.
Gigante's nickname, "The Chin", derived from his mother's use of the Italian pronunciation of his given name, Vincenzo (Vin-CHEN-zo). He had four brothers, Mario (born November 4, 1923), Pasquale A. Gigante (October 18, 1921 - January 7, 1983) and Ralph, who followed him into a life of organized crime before passing away in 1994. His last brother Louis Gigante became an ordained Roman Catholic priest at St. Athanasius Church in the South Bronx and city councilman.Wikipedia