Monday, April 9, 2018

No. 308.2: EXTRA! Cohen, Cohen, Gone? (Someone soon, the question is who.)

Trump angrily seized on the development Monday, calling the action "a disgraceful situation."
"It's total witch hunt," the president said at the White House. "It's an attack on our country in the true sense ... what we all stand for."

As a citizen-businessman I never saw
one single reason to obey any law
federal, state, city, foreign or local.
Obeying the law is strictly for yokels.
(Of course, there is God's law,
bing, bing, bang, blah, blah, blah
when I play Evenjellyskull, ha-ha-ha-ha.)
So, now someone thinks I'm supposed to repent
simply because Vlad made me president?