Tuesday, April 17, 2018

No. 314: Hey, Donnie, You Know A “Good” Lawyer?

NYT: Sean Hannity Is Named as Michael Cohen’s Client
Before Mr. Hannity’s name was revealed in the courtroom,...[Cohen's lawyer Stephen] Ryan had argued that the mysterious third client would be “embarrassed” to be identified as a client of Mr. Cohen’s.

Oh, the humanity!
Both Trump and Hannity
are clients of Michael Cohen.

FOX frenzied eruption
about Dem corruption
is next, I predict, where we're goin'.

“Yes, Judge Kimba M. Wood
was appointed by Reagan.
(So we can assume
she's no Democrat pagan.)
BUT Bill Clinton wanted to
make her Attorney General.
If that's not a conflict
then facts are ephemeral!

Judge Wood's ruling
revealing Sean's name
was unduly cruel,
sad, really a shame.
Have we forgotten Hillary's email?
And you should know this: 
Judge Wood is a female!
Another one of those 
damned femiNAZIs?
While we're on the subject, 
remember Benghazi!

“No one's saying Sean Hannity 
could be embarrassed
because some dumb broad 
that he never “harassed”
may have signed something 
like, maybe, an NDA.
We are certainly NOT saying at FOX 
(happily working for the Murdochs),
that's the only way girls here ever get equal pay.

“Sean just asked about real estate.
Period. Full stop. End of debate.
So, you say, 
If that's all, why 
be embarrassed?
Well. . .Sean is shy.
It should be clear to you
(as it is to me),
this whole thing is
a Liberal conspiracy!”