Thursday, April 19, 2018

No. 316: No Go Sh*t Eating With Donnie And Kim

Trump says 'Good relationship' formed with North Korea
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Donald Trump on Wednesday confirmed that his CIA chief secretly met with Kim Jong Un in North Korea and said “a good relationship was formed” heading into the adversaries' anticipated summit.

Kim and I are
so much the same.
That's why I call him
by his pet name.
This is good
for clearing the air
provided the name
is funny and fair 
one I can choose 
so I can abuse 
anyone, anytime and anywhere.
(Not like names
others call me
which are a disgrace
I can say honestly.)

If L'il Kim'll his missiles forsake,
I'll serve him BEW-T-FUL cake.
Then if he scraps all of his nukes,
I'll willingly lower my GIGANTIC dukes.
I'll negotiate peace, trade and so forth 
handing over the South to the North 
if Kim'll agree to curtail cheap steel.
That's what I call THE ART OF THE DEAL!