WASHINGTON — President Trump
rejected, for now at least, a fresh round of sanctions set to be
imposed against Russia on Monday, a course change that underscored
the schism between the president and his national security team.
Putin's
no crook from what I can tell.
And
anyway I want a Moscow hotel.
So
take your damned sanctions and you go to hell.
Vlad
is a lad (as I've said all along)
who
knows how to govern, how to be strong.
The
best we can do is just play along.
Okay,
so maybe he seizes Crimea.
But
what does that matter to you and to me, huh?
None
of our business from what I see. Yuh.
And
Eastern Ukraine? Don't be a pain.
Who
cares if they lose so long as I gain?
Let
the damned place go down the drain.
I am
everyday wearier of this business with Syria.
Intel
briefings drag on, my eyes get blearier
and I
order snacks from the cafeteria.
High
tariffs for China? What could be finer?
And
it plays well in South Carolina.
(Driver,
pull over, let's stop at that diner.)
Rocketman
Kim's ridiculous trim
will
be standing on end when I'm finished with him
and
that will be just a prelim
to
what I do on the Mexican border
to
teach those Ponchos to behave as they orta.
I
would not let one of THEM marry my daughter!
And
here's a news flash that'll knock off your socks:
I'm
outsourcing policy to my Friends at FOX.
So,
you got a problem? Go see the Murdochs!