like, if he was tripping on LSD
or if he slipped into Tijuana
to do tequila and marijuana.
(Late night hosts could make a joke
about smoking crack with Diet Coke.)
(Late night hosts could make a joke
about smoking crack with Diet Coke.)
OR if he — fingers crossed holding breath —
with some of his fans did him some meth.
I've tried and
concluded because who he is,
he would remain just as he is
because, I must say
in his behalf,
drugs have little effect
on a sociopath.
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