Today,
June 18th, let the word go fourth
I
hereby decree the U.S. Space Force
whose
initial mission will be, or course,
eliminating
space-borne threats to our nation
the
worst of which. . . no reservation. . .
Trump-hating
Jeff Bezos
who
rips off the Post Office.
When
I order Space Force to blast his Blue Origin,
there'll
be nothing left for Baldy Jeff to make porridge in.
This
brandy new branch of the military
should
concentrate on launching Hillary
into
deep space, leaving no trace
of
her voting majority electability.
This
is, really, the best news yet.
If
you love me, sign up,
be
a real space cadet.
From
now on we reach for the stars
under
Space Force commander,
Princess
Ivanka of Mars
where
we'll deport Spanish-speaking illegal aliens
along
with all stuffy Episcopalians.
This
is moving quickly
and, as you know, I don't like to brag,
but all
by myself I created the new Space Force flag.
