Thursday, August 23, 2018

№ 406.1 EXTRA! The Royal Wee (Trump's secret letter to former and present aides under investigation or already indicted)

Judges and juries
and their opinions
have no effect
on my millions of minions.
Even if everyone
saw you commit it
it isn't a crime
unless you admit it.
Even then I see no reason
for a big fuss, unless it's treason
targeting me and my family.
You do know that royalty
demands total loyalty.
I always follow 
this simple dictum:
if there was a crime,
then I am the victim.
This witch hunt won't
make me hysteric.
If they want to jail someone,
I'll give them Eric.

[updated 8/23/2018 11:08 am]