Thursday, August 23, 2018

№ 406: Trump's Unfolding Strategy

I could maybe sit down with Mueller
with a Diet Coke and a cruller
IF he will agree
“truthful hyperbole”,
while NOT fully truthful
is truthfully useful.
AND it is not a lie. 
Cross my heart, hope that he dies.

What is truth?
What are lies?
Who's to say?
Who really cares, anyway?
It's bluffing and grinning,
it's losing or winning
that count at the end of the day.

I do not see facts as immutable truth.
I see a fact as a lie.
A lie I can kill or can buy.
Make go — and stay! —
far, far away.
Because I'm that kind of guy.
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