Tuesday, August 28, 2018

№ 409.1: EXTRA! A Tweet (and a prayer)

Guardian: Donald Trump: Google’s news service is rigged against me

US president claims ‘Google & others are suppressing voices of Conservatives and hiding information and news that is good’

I've studied the matter and I cannot see
why anyone, anywhere would not love me.
I'm handsome, I'm smart. I am really rich
and well educated. I'm sexy. Sonofabitch!
Anyone claiming I have a flaw
is in violation of what should be the law.
That it is not is a small technicality.
Congress address with true impartiality!
Make it a crime to demean my regality!

THE central tenet of my theology:
Everyone, everywhere owes me an apology.
So say, “I'm sorry!” or you will be sued.
I cannot stand it when people are rude.