Wednesday, August 29, 2018

№ 410.3: EXTRA! Rudy Loses Romanian Dignity


Trump’s attorney said he wrote to the Romanian president under a retainer paid by Freeh Group, who represent Gabriel Popoviciu

Donald Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani is being paid to assist lawyers working to free a wealthy Romanian-American real estate magnate who was convicted and sentenced to prison over a corrupt land deal.

Please excuse “Puiu” Popoviciu
for being a corrupt oligarch.
It was only some crooked real estate deal,
nothing more than a lark.

Business as usual or so says my boss —
you do know I work for the president? —
who joins me in noting punishing deal makers
could set a very bad precedent.
(And you know he's the White House's chief resident.)

Of course, you know best
how to do your duty,
but in enforcing the “law”
there's no need to be snooty.
Donald says so.
As ever, Rudy.
(America's Mayor who no longer has hair.)