Monday, September 17, 2018

№ 423.1: EXTRA! Lighting Fools The Way To Dusty Death


Dying 16 September in 1498:
Tomás de Torquemada,
first Grand Inquisitor.

That his methods may now 
seem somewhat quaint,
why should that stop him 
from becoming a saint?
In his day he was sort of okay.
That's what they say in 

Though it might pose a problem 
with Israel's Chief Rabbinate,
he'd be a near perfect fit
for Donald Trump's cabinet.