Thursday, September 20, 2018

№ 426.1: EXTRA! No WiffenPOOFS* Need Apply (Bah, Bah, Bah!)



Guardian learns Amy Chua said she would advise students on their physical looks to help win post in Kavanaugh’s chambers

If ya gotta have bitches
as your law clerks —
which, by the way, is ridiculous —
I see no reason not to require
that every one is meticulous-
ly groomed and sexily dressed,
with good looks conspicuous and great figure blessed
and must do always and solely at my behest
what I request which, as you may have guessed,
may include staring at breasts,
lest they desire their careers be suppressed.

This is just how this system works.
It is no coincidence all my guy clerks
look like and act like and are total jerks.
I chose each one of them specifically
because he seemed so like a mini-me.

*Wiffenpoofs