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WSJ: Brett Kavanaugh Accuser Comes Forward About Alleged Sexual Assault (Paywall)

Allegation of decades-old incident comes days before Senate panel votes on the Supreme Court nominee

WSJ: Supreme Court Nominee Kavanaugh Denies Allegation of Sexual Misconduct (Paywall)

Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Chuck Grassley (R., Iowa) on Friday released a letter from 65 women who knew Judge Kavanaugh when he attended high school between 1979 and 1983.

“For the entire time we have known Brett Kavanaugh, he has behaved honorably and treated women with respect. We strongly believe it is important to convey this information to the Committee at this time,” the women said in the letter.

Brett Kavanaugh was your typical preppy,

having taken and passed the birth test.

Pedigreed preppies never drink underage

and what is more they're allergic to sex.

Brett's very first time was his wedding bed

where Brett and the missus just talked instead.

And, really, so what,

if, long, long ago,

Brett attempted a rape

and just scored a grope?

So long as Brett sticks to

his pro-lifer views,

everything else

is yesterday's news.

Brett'll be better,

trust us, we promise,

even then pubic-hair Coke

Justice Thomas.

Not only is Brett

far, far more right,

although Brett's a Catholic,

he's also more white.