New York Pest:
Trump mocked for puzzling statistic on flooding in Carolinas
One the eve of his trip to the Carolinas to survey the damage from Hurricane Florence, President Trump appeared in a video in which he described the storm as “one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water.”
Rain wet.
Snow cold.
Diet Coke.
Hair gold.
Me Donald.
You Jane.
You listen.
Me 'splain.
Jeff Sessions
stick craw.
Me like
Kavanaugh
know how
have fun
grab grope
run run.
Stormy Daniels.
Very meanest
Say I have
funny penis.
Me win
victory!
Why people
mean to me?
Unfair.
Don't care.
I have
great hair.