Tuesday, September 25, 2018

№ 429: Brett Kavanaugh, He Will Deliver

(with apologies to author unknown)

Rip the Court asunder,
tear up settled law,
trash all rights and justice,
hide 'em in a drawer.
If you liked Steve Bannon,
you'll like Brett still more.
Worstest calamity
that you ever saw.

Girls run and hide.
Freedom go and shiver:
Brett Kavanaugh'll
sell us down river.
Oh, he's a sex abuser
and an All-Pro fabulator.
Oh, he's Christian bully,
an abortion liquidator.
He can't shake an honest hand
or look you in the eye.
But Trump wants him on the court.
Country's gonna die.

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