A man born to privilege
need never apologize
for anything — EVER! — at all.
What with this birthright
wrong is his right,
summer, spring, winter and fall.
As you may be aware
we do not really care
to be egalitarian
with vulgarian carrion.
Who, please excuse me,
DO NOT amuse me.
We Libertarians
despise proletarians.
They
are in our way.
We
expect respect.
They
DO NOT genuflect.
A failing, we pray,
Judge K will correct.
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Back when our Brett was very young,
he was well built and so well hung
that all the girls loved what they saw,
they saw of raw Brett Kavanaugh.
He was pure steel he used to say
and with the girls he had his way.
Young prep school girls all stood in awe,
undid their bras for Kavanaugh.
The trail that he blazed is still there.
No one has dared since to disgrace his name.
If they ever tried he'd snigger,
“They failed to figure I have no shame.”
If this dishonor joins the court
there will be only one resort:
from Amazon to get a get a gun
and join the rev, Rev-o-lu-shun.
