№ 414: Ye Gods!

What if Adam hadn't met Eve?

Would human beings ever have been conceived?

What if the first biological cell

thought, “I. DO. NOT. THINK. SO! 

This CAN NOT end well!”?

What if your parents had had different partners?

You would not be you. 

And that's just for starters.

What if battles lost had been won?

What if there'd never been an Atilla the Hun?

What if Matthew-Mark-Luke-John were lyin'?

Or merely tryin' to write Life Of Brian?

Honestly, do you not think it odd —

the notion that each clan or tribe has a god?

Would Ricardo endorse competing theonomy*

to drive down god prices and grow the economy?

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*If you're wondering what theonomy is,

Mike Pence's presidency will answer that quiz