What
IS God's problem?
I
mean, think about it.
He
claims to exist,
yet
smart people doubt it.
He
punishes you
on
the slightest whim
and
still insists
that
you worship him.
Behaving
in ways
that
ever perplex. . .
And
don't get me started
on
his Jehovah Complex.
And
don't go telling me
that's
just how things are.
That
God is most cozy
with
kings, fascists and tsars —
who
behave just as he does
whenever
they are.
That
this Kingdom of Heaven
never
needs an election
since
it exists
in
a state of perfection
with dissidents sent to “warm-weather camps”
where they're tortured forever
where they're tortured forever
by
cloven-hoofed scamps.
(Which strikes me as worse
than
collecting stamps.)
God's
various followers
hate
one another.
If
you see 'em coming,
better
take cover.
Monotheism
is
one
sorry excuse.
Forget
it, I say.
Let's
bring back Zeus.