№ 418: A Nonny Mouse (or FEAR itself)

A Letter To The Editor of The @FailingTimes:

Dear Editor, 
Herewith, let me make clear

that I am NOT  “Anonymous”;

that I never have been — EVER! — in bed

with a RINO
(or a hippopotamus);

that I support conflicting views 

of administration's extremist economists

on Federal Reserve forever remaining 

(or not) 

completely and wholly, entirely autonomous;

that GOP programs on reg-u-lay and tax-ay-tion

with freedom and growth are synonymous;

and that if Trump's trade wars bankrupt our farmers. . .

well, who cares, they're dirt-y agronomists.

Furthermore,

I feel compelled

to say no one's rebelled

against President Trump  —  who's totally swell

and as a leader is unprincipled, er unparalleled.   

All the same,

please, don't print my name

lest you aspire to get me expelled.

Sincerely yours,

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