Wednesday, September 12, 2018

№ 420: GOP Labor Strategy (or why Dems can't win)

We were never in favor
of organized labor.
“Working” people are mugs.
And unlike their bosses,
these “labor forces”
only do down-market drugs.
They think beer is dandy.
They do not drink brandy.
Meth suits them fine.
They don't do lines
off strippers' humongous juggs.

We slander, we pander, we gerrymander.
On top of that there's our FOX propaganda.
We've not the splinterest
concern for their interests.
We'd crush them underfoot
if they were slugs
and if they see this
we say, “It's those damned elitists
who, as per usual,
see you as chumps”
and they'll hang tough
with our Donald Trump.