Despite
evidence showing nearly 3,000 people were killed, US president tweets
that figure is scheme ‘to make me look bad’
“Jose” y “Juan”, “Marisol” y “Camila”:
none of ‘em died because of Maria.
The Dems. . .so SAD and characteristic. . .
inflated enormously my co-wrecked statistic
using fake names they'd placed on fake voter rolls,
fake voters created to fake out fake polls.
And, folks, I gotta tell ya, take it from me,
these fake voters fake voted for fake Hilary.
If a hurricane hits, I swear by my jowls,
I will come visit and toss paper towels.
none of ‘em died because of Maria.
The Dems. . .so SAD and characteristic. . .
inflated enormously my co-wrecked statistic
using fake names they'd placed on fake voter rolls,
fake voters created to fake out fake polls.
And, folks, I gotta tell ya, take it from me,
these fake voters fake voted for fake Hilary.
If a hurricane hits, I swear by my jowls,
I will come visit and toss paper towels.