Friday, September 14, 2018

№ 422.2: EXTRA! Courting Disaster?


“I categorically and unequivocally deny this allegation,” the judge said in a written statement released through the White House. “I did not do this back in high school or at any time.”

I never touched her!
Well, maybe a bit.
But it was an accident!
AND she asked for it!
Acting all flirty,
batting her eyes.
Girls gotta know
what that does to guys.
I say I am innocent.
I am not a beast.
I never considered
becoming a priest.

This charge against me
is a total joke.
A “Who put the pubic
hair in my Coke?”.

[updated 9/14/2018 5:13 pm]