THE VERY WHITE HOUSE (August 5)
Calling me racist. . .a Democrat ploy.
You want the facts, just ask the boy
Maybe some day I should slip him a dime?
Okay, “perhaps”, I do not love Hispanics.
In the real estate business I've found
when they move in everyone panics.
Even Jews choose not to want them around.
I got nothing against them, as I am God's witness.
The simple truth is they're bad for business.
They are the problem. I'm not to blame.
They gotta return from whence they came.
How can anyone say I'm antisemitic
when my daughter's a super hot Jew?
So, I suppose, are my grandkids (her children),
whose names I wish I knew.
They call me “Grampy”. They're really great kids.
I'd probably love them if they weren't Yids.